POLLS CLOSE TUE, NOV 3 · 11:59 PM EST
The real two-party system

Pick your party. Your cat wins either way.

Two bribes are on the ballot. Tap one to lock it in.

Instant Gratification Party
Tabby kitten wearing a star bandana
50%
OFF
your first box
“Slash my bill immediately.”
VOTE HALFOFF
VOTED
★
I VOTED
VS
Surplus Value Party
Black cat wearing a star bandana
3 FREE
TOYS
in your first box
“Bribe my cat with more stuff.”
VOTE 3FREE
VOTED
★
I VOTED
🗳️ Early polls: 52% HALFOFF · 48% 3FREE. Too close to call.
Zero speeches · No campaign texts · Polls close Nov 3
Still undecided? See the exit polls ↓
THE NON-PARTISAN FELINE PARTY PLATFORM

Your cat's voter profile

Judging by the issues your cat lobbies for at 3 AM.

  • Mandatory 16-hour hallway naps
    Non-negotiable

    High-traffic hallways are sovereign territory. A cat who's had a real hunt earns the nap.

  • Ban the vacuum
    Very important

    Loud appliances ruin a perfectly good stalk. The only noise we bring is crinkle.

  • Zero bowl-bottom visibility
    Very important

    One glimpse of the bowl's bottom means protest. Treats and surprises in the box help keep the peace. (varies by plan)

  • Predatory toy subsidies
    Top priority

    Fresh crinkles, kickers and catnip toys every month, in a brand-new theme. Fully funded.

Every box is built around your cat's priorities, not party lines.

Both parties get all of the above. The only difference is your bribe.

KNB FACT-CHECK DESK

We fact-checked our own campaign promises.

Election season is full of claims. Here are ours, checked.

TRUE
CLAIM

“Every box is different.”

Claimed by: KitNipBox

The record: A new theme every month, so it’s never the same box twice.

TRUE
CLAIM

“The catnip is actually strong.”

Claimed by: KitNipBox

The record: “I’ve never seen him react this way in the years we’ve had him.” (Kristy S.)

TRUE
CLAIM

“Real cat people pick the toys.”

Claimed by: KitNipBox

The record: 12 years and 10 million+ toys shipped, all chosen by people who live with cats.

TRUE
CLAIM

“Your box helps shelter cats too.”

Claimed by: KitNipBox

The record: Every box supports 300+ shelters nationwide.

FALSE
CLAIM

“Subscriptions are impossible to cancel.”

Claimed by: Every cat parent who’s been burned before

The record: Adjust, skip or cancel anytime. No lock-in, no questions asked.

Verified by our fact-check desk (a cat who sat on the keyboard).